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A Technologically Freaky Day
Twitter suspended me for using the word “beaten,” and my car, out of nowhere, told me to “consider taking a coffee break”
Twitter suspension
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011 and am far from a provocateur.
I never use inflammatory language and I read my tweets over and over before I hit send. Yet after 11 years, I wrote the following, “Trump must be beaten at the polls or by another Republican.” And Twitter’s “language police robot” suspended me for 12 hours.
It did give me the opportunity to appeal but it also said I could just delete it and they’d give my privileges back. As if the indignancy and embarrassment weren’t enough, I had to admit that I had committed an awful Twitter transgression (the equivalent of copping a plea) and admit I was, indeed, guilty of breaking their rules and regulations…and would never do it again.
I recognize now I could’ve used better language….had I said, “Trump must lose (instead of being “beaten”) at the polls or be defeated by another republican,” I doubt I would’ve triggered a suspension. It’s nothing personal, right? The computer is “trained” to identify certain dangerous word combinations and isn’t smart enough (yet) to differentiate between an innocent play on words and something more nefarious.
