I Met Jesus At a Bar

And boy was he surprised to see me

Photo by Elevate on Unsplash

“No way,” Jesus shouted when I told him that just 8 men have more wealth than half of the world. “That’s insane,” he said, still managing his classic smirk.

“Yep, most of the world is dirt poor, except for a handful of greedy bastards,” Since I was on my second martini, I couldn’t help but giggle over the absurdity of it all.

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Jonathan Morris Schwartz is a speech language pathologist living in Ocala, Florida writing about love, politics, philosophy, and consciousness.

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Jonathan Morris Schwartz

Jonathan Morris Schwartz is a speech language pathologist living in Ocala, Florida writing about love, politics, philosophy, and consciousness.