I Met Jesus At a Bar
And boy was he surprised to see me
“No way,” Jesus shouted when I told him that just 8 men have more wealth than half of the world. “That’s insane,” he said, still managing his classic smirk.
“Yep, most of the world is dirt poor, except for a handful of greedy bastards,” Since I was on my second martini, I couldn’t help but giggle over the absurdity of it all.