I’m a Whiny Itch

Everything sucks now…

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My underwear itches, I have a stomach ache, my nose runs a lot, I’m horny to the point of consternation, dermabrasion, and lack of satiation.

I miss quarter pounders, deep-fried flounders, steak, chicken, and pork.

I try to date women but feel like a dork.

I can’t afford gas…my clothes are all trash…I have a strange rash…and I’m out of…