My dream was to be a whore...I tried hard. Fun story.

Of course, I’m a bit of a whore — I’ll chase any female dog on four legs — neutered or not. My lipstick seems to pop out at all hours of the day, even when I’m not horny. And then the neighbors complain that I’m humping their pure breeds and threaten to call a dogcatcher if I don’t stop, but I don’t care.
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May 10, 2022
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My dream was to be a whore...I tried hard. Fun story.
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Jonathan Morris Schwartz is a speech-language pathologist writing about human relationships, love, politics, philosophy, and consciousness.
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